Bittersweet, Special Dark

I may have, eheh.... fudged.. a few details but here goes.
   M.M. Her first two initials. I thought, hey, I can call her M&M!

But then I remebered.

My last girlfriend. I called her Skittles. (If I had I kissed her, would I have tasted rainbow??) Apperently the Fates felt like playing a sweet and sour cosmic joke on me and my sugery nicknames. Because you see, I like m&ms far more than skittles. In fact, they once were my favorite candy covered treat. Untill I learned that I am leathaly allergic to what's in them, of course. So in summery, it's like this. First I had a sweet tooth for skittles. Then, I fell in love with m&m. But it was a twix!!! Alas, though I was infatuated, she was exactly what I could never have. I have made it my new years resoulution to call all future love intrests 'Sweettart' Ahahahahahahaha get it? Its like sweetheart, but its candy themed, and pretty self explanitory in the end.
Haha I'm laughing myself to Reses here. Peices. I mean Peices. Reses Peices...